Mr...:I'm going to give you a hard problem
Me:-looks at it- Sir, do you know the difference between long and hard?
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Mr...:-Talking about martices- This is called the matrix
Me:That's copyright!
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Mr...:You see these women reformer journalists were called muckrakers
Me:Like teenagers mucking around?
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Mr...:This is the mating habits of different species
Me:....-Ringtone 'Bad Touch' plays-
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Mr...: Buenos dias clase como estas?
Me:...Muy retardo
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Mr...:How is a liger made?
Me:... you take one tiger and one lion and they make babies!
Mr...:correct!
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Mr...:-talks about chemistry-
Me: They explode upon their climax
Mr...:Yes that's how unstable they are!
Class:....OMG that was so dirty
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Mr...:What's the lybic system control?
Me:...Arousal...
Mr...:Close
And plenty more, these are some of the lighter things I have said in life in the class.









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............................ It won't stop ... damn
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............................ It won't stop ... damn
Oh gosh I can't wait for it!
Harry as Alfred? 8D
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